steve rogers is such a violent romantic setting up dates before he crashes a plane, getting his face punched in yet reciting lifetime vows
flirting with strangers as he jogs them to death
if it weren’t illegal i would eat cereal for every meal of the day
i have some wonderful news for you
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Demon Turn Down
so far, this has danced to every song i’ve played…
if you try to tell me your fetish that has the words “little girl” in the title isnt pedophilic i will ruin your credit score
You know you could get arrested for this post, right?
Like how sad is it to be so mad over two adults harming noone that youre willing to get yourself arrested?“yes hello police? its daddysbabydinosaur telling you a stranger on the internet threatened to ruin my credit score over my corny fetish”
I tried giving you advice but lmao okay get the police on ya one less jackhole on here
“hey what’re you in for?” “kinkshaming pedophiles on tumblr.com”
Well you can also go for slander now. But ya know. Keep going I suppose.
“ladies and gentleman of the jury if you look at exhibit A right here you can clearly see that the defendent is commiting slander by mocking kinksters on the internet”
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Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like
“Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly”
that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtimealso, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver
“drive into that pole”
thanks karen or i could not do that
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this is actually a very good idea, that prison looks fun and very comfy
yes i too would like to hang out in kitty prison.
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